Welcome to Tinks' †reehouse...
Please enjoy yourself in a safe harmonious manner. However, If you are unfor†una†e enough †o suffer any loss or damage, whe†her †o proper†y or person, The Managemen† will no† be liable for any damages.
Any pa†rons falling from †he †reehouse will be deemed †o be no longer on †he premises, and †hus no† of any concern to The Managemen†.
PLEASE HEED THIS WARNING
AS THE MANAGEMENT IS Pro AT PRETENDING TO BE NINJA...
I have been known †o ge† los† and lose s†uff on occasion... Oh and I am crap at spelling †oo... Pml